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		<title>Validation: saving the world one view at a time</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 19:11:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[2 million YouTube hits, 14,000 ratings, 4500 comments, this video is a worldwide sensation:

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>2 million YouTube hits, 14,000 ratings, 4500 comments, this video is a worldwide sensation:<br />
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		<title>From Wedding Video to Divorce Video in two weeks</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:41:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Super popular wedding video?  Millions of hits on YouTube?

Weeks later, a mock divorce video!  LOLZ&#8230;

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Super popular wedding video?  Millions of hits on YouTube?<br />
<object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="375" height="310" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4-94JhLEiN0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="275" height="210" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4-94JhLEiN0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p>Weeks later, <a href="http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/08/04/viral-wedding-video-the-divorce-version/">a mock divorce video</a>!  LOLZ&#8230;<br />
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		<title>McDonald&#8217;s fights back? LOLZ</title>
		<link>http://schizoamerica.com/2009/05/mcdonalds-fights-back-lolz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 17:43:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Men&#8217;s style: The Banker Look is out, D&#8217;Oh</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 18:40:33 +0000</pubDate>
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The conservative 3-button suit is &#8217;so OVER&#8217;.  Its former wearers are now being subpoenaed and their wives are forced to live with less luxuries, boo hoo.
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<p>The conservative 3-button suit is &#8217;so OVER&#8217;.  Its former wearers are now being subpoenaed and their wives are forced to live with less luxuries, boo hoo.</p>
<p>But there isn&#8217;t a dire drop in suit purchases, instead men are replacing their banker suits with &#8216;<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/14/fashion/14CODES.html">creative professional&#8217;</a> suits.  Gingham shirt, knit tie, trim suit.  Stuff no banker in his right mind would be seen in.</p>
<p>Funny how the orange jumpsuit signifying a prison term can affect men&#8217;s fashion!</p>
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		<title>Buy the more expensive Nikon camera, get BIG BREASTS in your photos</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 18:11:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Somehow, this ad makes sense only in one way, as a tease.

Its a well loved ad, highly Dugg, no surprise there!
But how are they sure the extra 1 million pixels won&#8217;t go to her hips?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Somehow, this ad makes sense only in one way, as a tease.</p>
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<p>Its a well loved ad, highly Dugg, no surprise there!</p>
<p>But how are they sure the extra 1 million pixels won&#8217;t go to her hips?</p>
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		<title>Swine Flu seems to have calmed down</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 00:21:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>David Souter is retiring from the Supreme Court of the United States, we need a true bipartisan replacement</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 15:33:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We need an American who will help mend the fabric of America:

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>We need an American who will help mend the fabric of America:</strong></p>
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		<title>Corporate Fat Cat to keep the bonus</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 16:57:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Goldman Sachs now wants to have you pay them to pay back their bailout money you paid them.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 02:03:07 +0000</pubDate>
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According to the Huffington Post:



  Goldman Sachs Posts 
$1.66 Billion Profit&#8230;
 Plans To Raise $5 Billion 
In Public Offering 
To Help Pay Back Bailout Funds


Public Offering? 


That means YOU. 


You paid for the bailout, 
now you&#8217;re going to pay for the repayment, 
with interest&#8230;


If only homeowners could figure out this scheme!










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<p><strong>Sounds convoluted?</strong></p>
<p><strong>It is!</strong></p>
<p><strong>According to the Huffington Post:</strong></p>
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<h1><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/13/goldman-to-pay-back-tarp-_n_186369.html"><span id="sub_headline_preview"> <span style="font-size: 32px;"> </span></span></a><a style="font-size: 32px; color: #b10000 ! important; font-family: Arial,'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif ! important; line-height: 1.05;">Goldman Sachs Posts </a></h1>
<h1><a style="font-size: 32px; color: #b10000 ! important; font-family: Arial,'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif ! important; line-height: 1.05;">$1.66 Billion Profit&#8230;</a></h1>
<h1><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/13/goldman-to-pay-back-tarp-_n_186369.html"></a><a style="font-size: 32px; color: #b10000 ! important; font-family: Arial,'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif ! important; line-height: 1.05;"> Plans To Raise $5 Billion </a></h1>
<h1><a style="font-size: 32px; color: #b10000 ! important; font-family: Arial,'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif ! important; line-height: 1.05;">In Public Offering </a></h1>
<h1><a style="font-size: 32px; color: #b10000 ! important; font-family: Arial,'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif ! important; line-height: 1.05;">To Help Pay Back Bailout Funds</a></h1>
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<h2><strong>Public Offering? </strong></h2>
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<h2><strong>That means YOU. </strong></h2>
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<h2><strong>You paid for the bailout, </strong></h2>
<h2><strong>now you&#8217;re going to pay for the repayment, </strong></h2>
<h2><strong>with interest&#8230;</strong></h2>
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<h2><strong>If only homeowners could figure out this scheme!</strong></h2>
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		<title>Act NOW &#8211; before 4/6 &#8211; to Close the Millionaire Corporate Farm Subsidy Loophole</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>I received this email from <a href="fooddemocracynow.org">Food Democracy Now</a> and have sent my email in.  I&#8217;ve included some charts from &#8220;<a href="http://www.heritage.org/research/budget/bg1763.cfm">Another Year at the Federal Trough</a>&#8220;. Please take two minutes and do so yourself.  Thank you!</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.heritage.org/research/budget/bg1763.cfm"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1928" title="78507300" src="http://schizoamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/78507300.gif" alt="78507300" width="350" height="350" /></a></p>
<blockquote><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Act Now to</span>:</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Close the Millionaire Corporate Farm Subsidy Loophole </span></p>
<p>If you care about family farmers having equal access to opportunities and the land <strong>you need to act in the next 48 hours</strong>. The USDA is taking comments on the farm payment limitation rule until the end of Monday, April 6, 2009, so send yours in now (a sample letter is provided below or here <a href="http://cts.vresp.com/c/?FoodDemocracyNow/84c57fe4a7/eb0e1d995f/f8c76952ff/FoodDemocracyNow/fb532d6458/8d6b6c9943/1d185f671b" target="_blank">on our website</a>).</p>
<p>In his (non)state of the union speech, President Obama courageously brought up one of the most contentious issues from the 2008 Farm Bill debate when he called for ending &#8220;direct payments to large agribusinesses that don&#8217;t need them.&#8221;</p>
<p>As part of his 2010 budget, the President proposed phasing-out direct payments in an attempt to save $9.8 billion over 10 years. Currently direct payments, which total $5.2 billion a year, are paid regardless of crop prices and are not tied to need.</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">This means</span>: Even in times of high commodity prices, corporate farmers still get a paycheck from the government.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.heritage.org/research/budget/bg1763.cfm"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1929" title="58133780" src="http://schizoamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/58133780.gif" alt="58133780" width="350" height="350" /></a></p>
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<p style="font-weight: bold;">End Unfair Subsidies Now!</p>
<p>In mentioning unfair agribusiness subsidies, the President let supporters and agribusiness know that he’s serious about defending the rights of family farmers and giving them access to fair market conditions.</p>
<p>Today’s current subsidy system allows large corporate farms to take advantage of subsidy loopholes that place independent family farmers at a serious competitive disadvantage.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.heritage.org/research/budget/bg1763.cfm"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1942" title="187897321" src="http://schizoamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/187897321.gif" alt="187897321" width="350" height="350" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.heritage.org/research/budget/bg1763.cfm"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1943" title="48670525" src="http://schizoamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/48670525.gif" alt="48670525" width="350" height="288" /></a></p>
<blockquote><p>Because of loosely written management and labor requirements in the Farm Bill, corporate farmers are allowed to use multiple partnerships, passive investors and sham “paper” farms to funnel huge multimillion dollar annual subsidy payments to corporate entities that don’t do any real work on the farm, but use the ownership as an entitlement to bilk payments from the government.</p>
<p>As a result, giant corporate millionaire “farmers” are driving independent family farmers off the land, using their ill-gotten gains, supplied courtesy of taxpayers, to outbid small, midsized and new farmers who want to buy or rent new crop ground.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.heritage.org/research/budget/bg1763.cfm"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1930" title="79717699" src="http://schizoamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/79717699.gif" alt="79717699" width="350" height="350" /></a></p>
<blockquote><p>Please act now to help end the corporate farm bailout.</p>
<p>Best,<br />
Dave</p>
<p>If you’d like to see Food Democracy Now!’s grassroots work continue, please consider <a href="http://cts.vresp.com/c/?FoodDemocracyNow/84c57fe4a7/eb0e1d995f/aadd66c30d/FoodDemocracyNow/fb532d6458/8d6b6c9943/6df085c25f" target="_blank">donating as little as $10 or $25</a>.</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">COMMENTS MUST BE RECEIVED BY THE CLOSE OF BUSINESS APRIL 6, 2009</span></p>
<p>Send an email to Dan McGlynn at the USDA: <a onclick="webmailto('dan.mcglynn@wdc.usda.gov'); return false;" href="http://www.me.com/mail/#" target="_blank">dan.mcglynn@wdc.usda.gov</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.fooddemocracynow.org/2009/04/04/sample-letter-close-the-millionaire-corporate-farm-subsidy-loophole/"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sample Letter – (Please cut and paste)</span></a></p>
<p>Mr. Dan McGlynn<br />
FSA-USDA<br />
Stop 0517, Room 4754<br />
1400 Independence Ave. SW<br />
Washington, DC  20250-0517<br />
Emailed to: <a onclick="webmailto('DanMcGlynn@wdc.usda.gov'); return false;" href="http://www.me.com/mail/#" target="_blank">Dan.McGlynn@wdc.usda.gov</a><br />
or FAX to: 202-690-2130</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">RE:  Comment on Farm Program Payment Limitation Rule, Federal Register, Vol. 74, No. 23, February 5, 2009</span></p>
<p>Dear Mr. McGlynn,</p>
<p>I appreciate President Obama’s courageous call for subsidy reform and stand firmly behind his decision to end &#8220;direct payments to large agribusinesses that don&#8217;t need them.&#8221; By reforming the rules on subsidy payments to farmers, this Administration can finally create a level playing field for independent family farmers that allows them to thrive, and grows opportunities for rural America and midsized farms.</p>
<p>In order to do this, I encourage the USDA to close the biggest payment loophole available under the current rules by providing a strong and effective definition for those “actively engaged in agriculture”.</p>
<p>Currently, wealthy corporate “partners” with minimal management involvement, in some cases, as little as two conference calls per year can qualify for payments.  I urge you to correct this problem.</p>
<p>For those who qualify solely by providing active personal management and no personal labor, the rule should require that person to:</p>
<p>1. Provide at least half of the total management required to run the farm; or<br />
2. Provide at least half of the total management that would be necessary to conduct a farming operation commensurate in size with his/her requisite share of the operation.</p>
<p>Closing the “actively engaged in farming” management loophole will strengthen family farms and rural communities and help restore integrity to a program which is rife with abuse.</p>
<p>Sadly, for decades, both Republican and Democratic Administrations have allowed this abuse to continue. This Administration, which campaigned on commodity program payment reform, needs to end business as usual, clean up the system, and restore good government.  Enacting a quantifiable test for farm management is the best place to start.</p>
<p>Sincerely,<br />
[Your name &amp; city here]</p></blockquote>
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