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		<title>Miley Cyrus judges Angelina&#8217;s parenting, but her own 9 year old sis dresses like a ho in public</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 22:50:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Miley Cyrus thinks celeb parents shouldn&#8217;t parade their kids in public. Credit: Big Pictures/Bauer-Griffin Seventeen-year-old superstar Miley Cyrus says in an Irish TV interview that she &#8220;really disagrees&#8221; with the way Madonna and Angelina Jolie allow their children to be on camera all the time. I haven&#8217;t seen Madonna&#8217;s, or Jolie&#8217;s kids on their family&#8217;s [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://schizoamerica.com">Schizo America</a>
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<p><a href="http://www.parentdish.com/2009/12/28/miley-cyrus-attacks-angelina-and-madonnas-parenting/?ncid=webmaildl7"><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.parentdish.com/media/2009/12/miley-cyrus-smile-425km122809.jpg" border="1" alt="" hspace="4" vspace="4" /></a></p>
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<p><strong>Seventeen-year-old superstar Miley Cyrus says in an Irish TV interview that she </strong><a href="http://www.irishcentral.com/ent/Miley-Cyrus-blasts-Madonna-and-Angelina-for-parading-kids-in-public--79715367.html" target="_blank"><strong>&#8220;really disagrees&#8221;</strong></a><strong><strong><a href="http://www.irishcentral.com/ent/Miley-Cyrus-blasts-Madonna-and-Angelina-for-parading-kids-in-public--79715367.html" target="_blank"> with the way Madonna and Angelina Jolie allow their children to be on camera all the time</a></strong>.</strong></p>
<p><strong>I haven&#8217;t seen Madonna&#8217;s, or Jolie&#8217;s kids on their family&#8217;s for-profit (for example, the Cyrus&#8217; www.Mileyworld.com) website.  I&#8217;ve only seen them in paparazzi photos, doing everyday things.  Paparazzi, as in &#8216;not by choice&#8217;&#8230;<br />
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<div id="attachment_3015" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 250px"><a href="http://schizoamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/noah-cyrus-240ds102609.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-3015" title="noah-cyrus-240ds102609" src="http://schizoamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/noah-cyrus-240ds102609.jpg" alt="" width="240" height="360" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Noah Cyrus, 9, dressed for Halloween. Juan Rico, Fame Pictures</p></div></blockquote>
<p>And here, on MileyWorld.com, (Miley&#8217;s FOR PROFIT webpage) is Noah Cyrus, 9, smacking her a**, singing &#8216;Smack That&#8217;, by Akon.  Right in front of her sister Miley.<br />
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<p>According to <a href="http://www.parentdish.com/2009/12/28/miley-cyrus-attacks-angelina-and-madonnas-parenting/?ncid=webmaildl7">ParentDish.com,</a></p>
<blockquote><p>IrishCentral.com also says that Miley spoke about her heart problem, <a href="http://www.aolhealth.com/conditions/tachycardia" target="_blank">tachycardia</a>, a condition in which the heart beats faster than normal.<strong> </strong>According to the article, she has had tachycardia from the time she was born, and because of her condition she needs to avoid stress as much as possible.</p>
<p>So let&#8217;s see. Miley Cyrus has had a serious heart condition since birth. She should try not to get stressed. As a young child, her parents put her on television. A very relaxing profession. (I mean, child stars never grow up and have serious problems, right?) Then they did the same thing with her sister. But Angelina Jolie and Madonna have done something wrong because people take photos of their kids.</p></blockquote>
<p>Pot calling the kettle black&#8230;</p>
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		<title>We&#8217;re screwed.  52% of lobbyists come from Government jobs, the ULTIMATE &#8216;friends with benefits&#8217; program</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 19:12:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to Bloomberg: The army of industry lobbyists in the health-care battle is fighting on familiar terrain: More than half of them used to work for the government they’re trying to influence.Of 2,737 lobbyists hired to promote the interests of drug companies, insurers, hospitals, health professionals, industry groups and business organizations, 1,418 &#8212; or 52 [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://schizoamerica.com">Schizo America</a>
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<p>According to <a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&amp;sid=a.sSBuhd1cLY">Bloomberg:</a></p>
<blockquote><p>The army of industry lobbyists in the health-care battle is fighting on familiar terrain: More than half of them used to work for the government they’re trying to influence.Of 2,737 lobbyists hired to promote the interests of drug companies, insurers, hospitals, health professionals, industry groups and business organizations, 1,418 &#8212; or 52 percent &#8212; have worked for Congress, the White House or federal agencies. That includes 55 former members of Congress.</p></blockquote>
<p>Its a sick, incestuous system.  We should forbid employment as lobbyists until 5 years after leaving government employ.  Force lobbying PACs and corporations to hire regular people, not those with &#8216;FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS&#8217; in the government&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Designer Hooker boots for when the economy is in the tank!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 19:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Got THIRTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS?  Get yourself some designer hooker boots! Got NINETEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS? When there are too many applicants for every available job, you gotta be creative!  And rich! Post from: Schizo America Thank you for visiting!<p>Post from: <a href="http://schizoamerica.com">Schizo America</a>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Got THIRTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS?  Get yourself some designer hooker boots!</p>
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<p>Got NINETEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS?</p>
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<p>When there are too many applicants for every available job, you gotta be creative!  And rich!</p>
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		<title>Shopping for Recession outfits? PRADA sells HOOKER boots in their new Fall Collection</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since your paycheck doesn&#8217;t go as far as it used to, and your job security is shot, you might not be able to pay full price, $1400!!!!!  But you sure will look hot, and it might surprise you with a NEW source of income, courtesty of PRADA&#8230; This might be a new interpretation of &#8216;stimulus&#8217; [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://schizoamerica.com">Schizo America</a>
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<p><strong>Since your paycheck doesn&#8217;t go as far as it used to, and your job security is shot, you might not be able to pay full price, $1400!!!!!  But you sure will look hot, and it might surprise you with a NEW source of income, courtesty of PRADA&#8230;</strong></p>
<p><strong>This might be a new interpretation of &#8216;stimulus&#8217; program&#8230;  hehehehe</strong></p>
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		<title>Buy the more expensive Nikon camera, get BIG BREASTS in your photos</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Somehow, this ad makes sense only in one way, as a tease. Its a well loved ad, highly Dugg, no surprise there! But how are they sure the extra 1 million pixels won&#8217;t go to her hips? Post from: Schizo America Thank you for visiting!<p>Post from: <a href="http://schizoamerica.com">Schizo America</a>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Somehow, this ad makes sense only in one way, as a tease.</p>
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<p>Its a well loved ad, highly Dugg, no surprise there!</p>
<p>But how are they sure the extra 1 million pixels won&#8217;t go to her hips?</p>
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		<title>Miss California can be half naked and claim to be holy, but you can&#8217;t marry someone same sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 18:18:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Its so funny to have this chick pontificate about who is and isn&#8217;t sinning&#8230; and who should or should not be allowed to profess their marital love for each other. I don&#8217;t see anything wrong, personally, with her flaunting her hotness.  You got it, flaunt it.  But then don&#8217;t stand up and say you&#8217;re saved [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://schizoamerica.com">Schizo America</a>
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<p>Its so funny to have this chick pontificate about who is and isn&#8217;t sinning&#8230; and who should or should not be allowed to profess their marital love for each other.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t see anything wrong, personally, with her flaunting her hotness.  You got it, flaunt it.  But then don&#8217;t stand up and say you&#8217;re saved but other people aren&#8217;t.  Because I doubt that you&#8217;d blow this picture up and put it in the pulpit of your church before Sunday services&#8230;</p>
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		<title>FOX News is KINKY!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:21:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had to shake my head, oh no she diiiiiin&#8217;t&#8230;  DID SHE? SHE DID. Watch this clip: She compared taxing AIG bonuses to kinky sex. I hate to tell her, because she seems like a nice Southern girl in her pink high neck sweater and her shellacked hair, her little gold watch and her shiny [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://schizoamerica.com">Schizo America</a>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>I had to shake my head, oh no she diiiiiin&#8217;t&#8230;  DID SHE?</strong></p>
<p><strong>SHE DID.</strong></p>
<p>Watch this clip:<br />
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<p>She compared taxing AIG bonuses to kinky sex.</p>
<p>I hate to tell her, because she seems like a nice Southern girl in her pink high neck sweater and her <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shellac">shellacked</a> hair, her little gold watch and her shiny lips,</p>
<p>but Uncle Sam don&#8217;t think that way.</p>
<p><strong>FOX Business Network anchor Dagen McDowell does.</strong></p>
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		<title>Kinky sex used to sell mascara</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 17:51:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The US is prudish about sex.  Just ask the right wing Republicans and evangelical Christians/Catholics who would rather see Bristol Palin pregnant at 17 than teach sex education to public school kids. You can tell what a culture REALLY thinks, by their symbols and their ads. OH, YEAH, BABY&#8230;  In America, its really about selling [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://schizoamerica.com">Schizo America</a>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The US is prudish about sex.  Just ask the right wing Republicans and evangelical Christians/Catholics who would rather see Bristol Palin pregnant at 17 than teach sex education to public school kids.</p>
<p><img class="size-medium wp-image-1665 alignnone" title="leftsidekinkybootsmascaraad" src="http://schizoamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/2-220x300.jpg" alt="leftsidekinkybootsmascaraad" width="220" height="300" /><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1666" title="righthalfkinkybootmascaraad" src="http://schizoamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/1-218x300.jpg" alt="righthalfkinkybootmascaraad" width="218" height="300" /></p>
<p><strong>You can tell what a culture REALLY thinks, by their symbols and their ads.</strong></p>
<p><strong>OH, YEAH, BABY</strong>&#8230;  In America, its really about selling<strong> S-E-X.</strong></p>
<p>Note <strong>she/he</strong> is rocking the latex pants/kinky boots?</p>
<p>For a mascara ad?</p>
<p>&#8220;The only mascara that does for lashes what stilettos do for legs &#8211; &#8230;Lashes look leaner, unlawfully long!&#8221;</p>
<p>And can those really be her eyelashes?  Ad companies have gotten into hot water before, for putting mascara onto fake eyelashes.</p>
<p>requisite sexual innuendos in this ad:</p>
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<li>red color splashed on right side of black ad</li>
<li><strong>open, inviting lips</strong></li>
<li>two beautiful big front teeth</li>
<li><strong>inhumanly perfect skin</strong></li>
<li>perfect brushed eyebrows</li>
<li>bangs brushed across forehead</li>
<li>shiny lips</li>
<li><strong>black eyeliner</strong></li>
<li><strong>spider eyelashes</strong></li>
</ul>
<p>&#8220;Provocative Length, Black Patent Shine&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>and red tipped stilettos, to boot!!!</strong></p>
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