AOL: Angelina Jolie’s body suffers blow. Um, AOL needs a new copywriter.
This is a screencap of yesterday’s AOL news.
It sounds like she’s been injured. Badly. Body blows.
Angelina Jolie, who has provided a safe childhood for numerous kids thru her charity work, who has a life partner who shares her values, who makes millions of dollars acting in movies…
AOL thinks she’s suffering BODY BLOWS, because AOL thinks other women have better bikini bodies.
PFFFFTTTT.
I’d rather be Angelina Jolie than the goofy copywriter who came up with this stretch, the two are not connected!
And aren’t you dying to hear which mom walked her kids, in her UGGs? Not.
This is made-up news, because someone at AOL can’t find a way to be relevant.
Don’t belittle Jolie’s presence in refugee camps by using her name to show bikinis…
Heeeeelarious. They’ll think of anything to put Angelina in the headline.