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The rich are still buying CRAZY STUFF

Written on February 20, 2009 – 1:16 pm | by Schizo America |

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I have always thought Paris Hilton has a hidden intelligence, because she pulled herself from obscurity to international fame and fortune, with no observable talents.  Sure, she has a wealthy sounding last name, but Hilton Hotels are not 5 star hotels where Hollywood hangs out and she doesn’t have a Hilton Trust Fund.  Paris got herself some plastic surgery and a publicist (shades of Octomom) and has been HIRED for years to show up at parties, for thousands of dollars, tens of thousands of dollars a pop.  While you are worried about making your rent or mortgage payments, just think! Paris is still raking in enough money to keep doctors fully employed.

This photo shows recent lip plumping, called ‘hemorrhoid lips’ by the gossip sites.  Icky.  They call them a**-lips, trout pout, duck lips, and they are NOT attractive.

Anyhoo, I was going to post about this crazy $7,280 dress for sale, only available in a SIZE 1, because, you know, the rich have tiny bodies.  So here it is, in case you’d like to snap it up:

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And then I found these Halston Cluny (no, not George Clooney, though I’d consider buying them if he came with them) high heeled gladiator sandals (they trick you by calling them BOOTS, as though that makes all the holes in them more valuable) for, wait for it, $1,495!!!!

halston-cluny-boots

And guess what?  Many sizes are SOLD OUT.  Yes, they have sold many pair at $1500 a pop.

So while you’re toughing it out, choosing between the gas and electric bill or a movie night out, rest assured that the financial geniuses that brought you this recession/depression are still spending THEIR HARD EARNED DOLLARS, keeping the economy afloat.

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Comment by PA Amplifier :
2010-10-31 06:29:38

i always like to stay on 5 star hotels because the ameneties and the ambiance is always great :

 
Comment by think and grow rich
2010-12-02 17:31:28

Now, let’s move onto folks that make $500,000 a year. No, not billionaires. Possibly, not even millionaires but. But, could you reside on $500,000 a year? Obviously you could.

 
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