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America’s obsession with Hemorrhoid Lips, Trout Pout

Written on February 22, 2009 – 3:06 pm | by Schizo America |

Yikes.  Its hard to be a little girl growing up in America when the most visible pretty women have lips that look pneumatically inflated.

Its Oscar Night and we’re gonna be posting LIPS.

Here’s Lisa Rinna, the reigning queen of WTF… arriving on the red carpet… lips leading ahead of the rest of her.

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The top lip is two times the size of the bottom lip. Why? Doesn’t that get in the way of drinking champagne from a flute? Doesn’t it use up a whole tube of lipstick in one wearing?  I imagine that the forehead and eye area Botox and the Restylane needled into all the nasal labial folds and around her jaw make her look so perfectly plumply youthful, but THOSE LIPS, they are BEYOND beyond. Her upper lip is bigger than each EYE!

Here’s an older photo of Jessica Simpson, with inflated lips:

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Another painful mouth,

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I guess with the economy going to hell in a handbasket, sexualized engorged lips are suddenly valuable, to put you at the top of the food chain…

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So I’ll be covering what most other bloggers won’t today, during Oscar Night, I’ll cover the a** shaped lips…

By the by, look what came up when I google’d ‘a** lips’!!

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Ugh. The American definition of BEAUTY could use a bit of a conscious re-do.

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12 Comments »

Comment by arparp
2009-04-06 10:26:12

that last one is likely from russia, they’re going nuts over plastic surgery there.

Comment by Sanne Albertsen (Denmark)
2010-03-03 02:00:15

And America is not???
Can hardly find one american actress who hasnt a stoned face!!

 
 
Comment by piles disease
2009-12-19 00:04:10

Why do women do thing like this to themselves?

 
Comment by cybergirl
2009-12-20 16:46:00

it’s like every crazy woman want to have an hemorrhoid anus. It doesn’t look nice even in Jolie!

 
Comment by Schizo America
2010-03-03 08:33:41

I know. Now look at the LIPS. Most actresses have huge lips, shiny (botoxed) faces and puffy cheeks (from Restalyne fillers). Walk the streets of the US and you see regular lips, wrinkles on brows because of the recession and regular aged skin. Costs to much to do the upkeep these days, I guess.

 
Comment by Manuel Hernandez
2010-05-12 15:41:40

HAHAHAHAHAHA. I like yor web a lot! “Hemorrhoid Lips”
HAHAHAHAHAHA.

 
Comment by Larisa Isagawa
2010-11-25 17:55:36

I’ve truly in no way taken that point of view on it. I guess its excellent to analysis and learn up on these kind of things every now and then in order that way 1 is in no way out in the loop. thanks!

 
Comment by Suzzane DeLeon
2011-01-02 23:42:51

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Comment by Amy
2011-03-29 12:12:10

Maybe they were trying to look younger by getting lip injections and didn’t want to get a facelift. I have heard that a safer alternative to traditional face lift procedures is a lifestyle lift. I wonder if they considered doing that before getting their lips injected with hemorrhoids. I personally liked their before pictures better.

 
Comment by Health Tips
2011-04-29 02:34:00

Wow, in a million years I’d never get something like that done to myself. Talk about looking like a circus clown. Funny article :)

 
Comment by Ozzy
2011-10-19 13:54:44

You should check out the ‘reality’ show Russian dolls if you want to see an outbreak of hemorrhoid lips….jesus

 
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